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teaboot:

You know the last decade or so has been pretty shit but it is nice to make it to 2023 and see NFTs crash, Trump get taken to court, Musk fuck himself eight different ways, AirBnB eat shit, every major industry start unionizing and striking, and billionairs no longer able to squeeze blood from a stone finally begin cannibalizing each other for nutrients

(via mispronouncing-michaelangelo)

genderkoolaid:

angelofthemornings:

genderkoolaid:

genderkoolaid:

like 99% of “men and women are soooo different!!!” comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it’s not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

“women will say I’m fine and then not mean it” yeah that’s something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

(via mispronouncing-michaelangelo)

shepardoftheearth:

duchesspeggy:

how-not-to-human:

hungwy:

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

(via that-twink-over-there)

estrogenesis-evangelion:

buddwyer:

even the top gets called a faggot

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

(via mispronouncing-michaelangelo)

dandelyle:

this AITA is killing me

(via mispronouncing-michaelangelo)

hungwy:

goopy-amethyst:

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr’s algorithm work

Look at my post boy

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narwhalsarefalling:

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scientologisabethmoss:

idk if this is an unpopular opinion at this point but i am so not into the memeification of donald trump post-presidency and the making of him into this intensely funny man. “he shouldn’t have gone into politics, he should have been a guest judge on rupaul’s drag race!” ok????? the man is a rapist. this odious man is responsible for inflicting so much violence on so many people, and that’s not some wild exaggeration. any time there is a small part of me that wants to concede that a catty comment he made was funny, i just think of what both his presidency and his own direct personal actions have done to women and undocumented people (to name just two vulnerable groups of people), and that small part of me that wants to laugh at donald trump’s “””funny””” comment dies. and it’s not even like the tiktoks and internet comments making him into some comedian are punching up, so to speak - they’re giving him attention and validation that i honestly think he’s thriving from.

people talk about how awful the post-bush presidency “””redemption arc””” was, with people depicting GWB as some kooky, benignly stupid old man who likes to paint. and i just think, have people learned nothing from that whole shit show? i refuse to even inadvertently soften the image of these evil, evil men who have inflicted such harm upon the world.

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sandmandaddy69:

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shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

teslaswife:

microrover:

unmovable-javeline:

kalichnikov:

kalichnikov:

i wanna talk about this shot

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

God fucking damn it

(via captainstevedoritopants)